"Collect power-ups, avoid angry old men, and rack up a high score before you're overwhelmed by an overabundance of 70-year-old man boobs." - Author's description
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Hover your cursor over your date's weak spot. Stare long enough, and they will get uncomfortable and flee.
short game inspired by an excerpt from Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Not so super anymore. Deform mario just like the classic title screen.
oh no! you've been shrunk down! at least there's some cute bugs here that you can talk too...