"Not a .ZIP; not a.RAR, not a .7zip, Dark Soul.ACE the only one approuved for your grand'ma by Barrak Obama himself. Please don't be mad, take a kebab with white sausage and THE FURNITURES." - Author's description
Note: A previous French language-only version of the game can be found on RPG-Maker.fr from 2010.
Download here (Windows)