"It's a CiNcO DE MAYO Piñata PARTY! (A day late NOW) You are invited to our tequila dungeon. You play a cute little robot with a bamboo stick and jumping legs. An alien vessel has been causing mischief. Don't worry, they are at your party and they will hold the candy filled unicorn for you in a teasing but pleasing way.
Use the arrows to run and jump up. X - is for your stick attack." - Author's description
Why play it? Stick with the first screen (smash everything that moves), because then the tequila starts flowing and the party gets going. - Chris
Play here (Browser)