Because this is literally the best we could come up with: Retribution (Christiaan Janssen, Michael Hussinger)

"Started at the Berlin Mini Game Jam with the theme "strange power-ups", some of the power-ups help you, while others make you more vulnerable. Dodge the nasty ones for a higher chance to stay alive, you have three lives." - Author's description

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